I really dunno whether I should write this here or not. It's disgusting! I thought of writing it in Experience Project so that nobody will know it's me! hahahaha... anyway this is the story:
Yesterday I decided to ride my motorbike to work to avoid the crazy jam. At 5:30pm it started to rain heavily so I hung around the office a while and decided to brave the rain and ride back after wearing my raincoat and jacket. Halfway home I smelt Satay Kajang, something I haven't had for a long long time already. This satay stall in the highway rest area is the famous 1 in kajang, Haji Samuri Sate Kajang and it happens to be my favorite! So I ordered 10 sticks and just when I was about to sit down and eat 1 stick, Kev called and asked me to go to Cheras for dinner with them. So I decided to eat only 5 sticks and tapao the rest home.
A little about satay kajang is that, many people have been talking about them adding women's sanitary pads (which is some sort of black magic used by bomohs in Malaysia to make people get addicted to stuff - so I was told lah) into the kuah (curry) of the satay so that people will get hooked to it and keep coming back. Because I love satay kajang, I think what people say is all total bollocks, besides, why would they do such a thing and tarnish their own image? They are a franchise now.
So that aside, I went to have dinner with Kev, his wife Eve and his housemate Ah Soon who couldn't walk for the past 2 months after a motorcycle accident left his leg broken and he had to use crutches. After the dinner I took my satay home (in a white plastic bag)and left it on the kitchen counter and went to sleep, cos too tired and all drenched by rain on the way back from work earlier.
The next morning I woke up and decided to finish up the 5 sticks of satay cos the kuah couldn't be kept long and will become stale. I opened up the plastic bag and u know what the hell I found? A used condom with spunk inside! What on earth?! Then all the stories about bomohs and black magic quickly flashed in my mind, u know lah if you are forced to wake up for work at 6am and u see something like this, u will be pissed too. I didn't think much about it and took it and flushed it into the toilet bowl and I finished up my food. Actually the condom didn't touch my food lah cos my food was in separate plastic bags, the white bag was only to carry all the separate food plastic bags.
The whole journey to work I was disturbed by what had happened earlier, I totally had no idea what happened. Then I remembered the night before the guy renting the room from me had a female guest overnight at his place. So I smsed him asking him if he had mistook my plastic bag of food for a garbage bag, which is common cos we all mostly use white plastic bags for our garbage around here.
He said oops, he was having drinks last night and could have threw his used "...." inside my packet of food! And I was like... WTF!!!!! of all the possible people this kind of things could happen to and it had to happen to me! Luckily my day at work was pleasant if not I'd be kicking some ass already. Anyways my friend said he owe me a nice meal. Now ain't that disgusting!
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